July 6, 2020

Channel Nine shocked to learn nation’s most prominent white supremacist might be a bit racist

"We never saw this coming"

June 24, 2020

‘Getting Offended By Lolly Names Is Ridiculous’ Says Man Offended By Changing Lolly Names

Local man dies of irony overdose

June 20, 2020

Party consistently on the wrong side of history moves to cut it from Uni

We can't be wrong now

June 19, 2020

Cyber attack thwarted by NBN outage

Australia is saved

June 15, 2020

“Just give us an ICAC Scott” begs nation going through its 16th political scandal in 12 months

What corruption

June 12, 2020

Government backs removing Cook statue after learning he came here by boat

"This will not stand"

June 12, 2020

Demolition firm saves millions telling BHP there’s sacred sites under buildings

"They just blew them up for free!"

June 12, 2020

Busker thrown in lake after convincingly imitating statue

He died doing what he loved, annoying people

June 12, 2020

“Not our fault slavery wasn’t taught in school” says party that fought against teaching that in schools

How were we to know

June 11, 2020

Cook statue dilemma solved after Rio Tinto accidentally blow it up

"Whoops"