May 22, 2022

Daily Telegraph slams Labor for $6 trillion deficit

"Shame"

May 11, 2022

Pauline Hanson quits One Nation after being told they’re a minority party

"I don't like minorities" explained the red head

April 24, 2022

Following backlash Morrison reveals he is also part of the disability community – “I was born without a heart”

"I also only have half a brain"

April 24, 2022

“I will not allow critics to silence Deves’ views” rages man who had her delete all her posts two weeks ago

"Only I may do that"

April 24, 2022

Scientists confirm making noises into a fan more entertaining than 90% of free-to-air TV

Waaawwwaawwwaaaaaaa

April 14, 2022

Greens leader demonstrates commitment to media being publicly owned

Google is now the frontrunner for Prime Minister

April 13, 2022

Sydney house prices hit new high as inner city terrace sells for 3 iceberg lettuce

That's almost 2 tanks of petrol

April 11, 2022

PM of country where grocery prices have doubled in a year pretty sure biggest issue right now is trans people in sport

"Stop everything!"

April 6, 2022

“Please, just one fucking good week” nation begs universe

Is that so much to ask

March 31, 2022

Crowd rushes into parliament to celebrate Morrison’s 1000th fuckup

"He's broken all the records"