Rohan Arneil's Posts
December 9, 2020
“No vaccines for my pure body” says woman coming off a 2 day bender
"It might make me sick" she said in between tactical chunders
September 2, 2019
“Norway happiest country in the world” says bullshit survey
A worldwide study released today reported that a country where sunlight is seasonal and their greatest delicacy is rotten fish, is apparently the happiest in the world
February 16, 2019
Pet snake decides to let owner live another day
Local pet python Carlos has decided to let his owner Trent Smith live another day
November 17, 2018
University of Sydney Changes ‘Arts Degree’ to ‘Arts Receipt’
Also announces new graduate placement partnership with local hospitality industry.
November 11, 2018
Cash Converters owner impressed at how many TVs one regular customer owns
"Who says the economy is slowing?"
November 2, 2018
Melbourne man visits Sydney just to point out its flaws
A 27 year old graphic designer from Melbourne has spent an entire weekend in Sydney pointing out its flaws
September 12, 2018
FBI foiled as criminal cleverly enters private mode on browser
Gone without a trace, the Feds have been left scrambling for any signs of Harrington's possibly illegal activities
July 31, 2018
“Refugees are going to take my job,” claims unemployed man
Local man Gareth Jones has voiced his outrage in his local pub that “Refugees are going to take my job.
December 6, 2017
Amazon finally arrives in Australia after being lost in post for months
"We probably shouldn't have partnered with Australia post"
November 15, 2017
WOW! Government shocked as postal vote provides 2012 opinion poll results
"We literally had no way of knowing this would be the outcome"
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