May 23, 2022

Unemployment skyrockets as hairdresser, welder, bulldozer and coal lobbyist all lose job in one night

Also a cricket commenator

May 22, 2022

Celebration in street as Australia marks never having to hear ‘There’s A Hole In Your Budget’ song ever again

The greatest victory

May 22, 2022

Pauline Hanson quits parliament after hearing it will be run by a minority

"I don't like it"

May 22, 2022

BREAKING: Rupert Murdoch has lost the Australian Federal Election

It is the first change of leadership in 50 years

May 21, 2022

Morrison glad to finally get a chance to take a vacation

"I'm off to Hawaii"

May 21, 2022

Julia Gillard launches spill motion against Anthony Albanese

Former Labor Leader Julia Gillard has tonight declared Anthony Albanese’s reign of terror over, stating that as of today the

May 20, 2022

Loose Unit Albo spends election eve doing donuts outside ScoMo’s house

"Yeeeeewwww" reported the opposition leader

May 19, 2022

Parents name new-born twins “Corruption” and “Climate Change” to stop ScoMo tackling them before 2050

"We also considered 'Barnaby Joyce's Sex Scandals'"

May 14, 2022

“I can change” says guy who slammed Albo for changing too much

"That was two weeks ago, I have changed"

May 9, 2022

Factcheck: PM’s claim he’s ‘seen no corruption’ is true, as he burned out his retinas pretending to be a welder

The most honest moment of the Channel 9 debate