May 9, 2022

Blokes from Lego Masters dubbed prefered PMs following last night’s Channel 9 debate

'They were the only people that night who showed any professionalism'

April 24, 2022

Scientists confirm making noises into a fan more entertaining than 90% of free-to-air TV

Waaawwwaawwwaaaaaaa

March 28, 2022

Oscars rush to re-award best drama

"It's a huge hit"

February 14, 2022

Karl Stefanovic recovering from pink-eye following 60 Minutes interview

"It is an honour to have the PM's fecal matter in my eye"

January 27, 2022

Project viewers ask why PVO refused to smile during roast – ‘he came across very rude’

'I mean why even show up at that point?'

December 6, 2021

Chris Pratt joins the cast of Spiderverse 2 as Miles Morales

"It's a me, Spiderman"

November 4, 2021

Alan Jones spends final show slamming ‘lazy unemployed’ people like Alan Jones

Cancel Culture strikes again

October 21, 2021

Report: Everyone on the Bachelorette wants to fuck Osher

'I have found the one'

October 20, 2021

‘Squid game will make my child violent’ complains parent who lets their child watch Squid Game

'What if it leads to him wanting to play with a poor kid?'

October 20, 2021

SHOCK: Woman with 10 years experience briefly earned more than rookie male colleague

What a hypocrite Lisa is!