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Scomo to isolate on remote island after coming into contact with Peter Dutton

Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today snatched up a great deal on a flight to Hawaii in order to “ensure the health of the nation” by isolating himself following extended contact with Peter Dutton.

Dutton, who was yesterday diagnosed with coronavirus, is expected to serve out his own quarantine under house isolation, spending his time in the old abandoned mansion on the hill where townsfolk sometimes see a faint light in one of the windows during the full moon.

The Chaser