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Sky News moves to PornHub after learning they don’t censor videos of massive dicks

Since receiving a 1 week suspension from YouTube, Sky News have been forced to find other methods for spreading their important misinformation about Covid-19 to the world. After an entire quarter-hour of brainstorming, Andrew Bolt had decided it was time he launched back in to posting content on his trusty OnlyFans account.

OnlyFans, a platform not shy from promoting footage of gigantic dicks fucking everything, gratefully accepted the diversification of talent, eager to increase their reach in the demographic of people who are willing to pay premium prices for nothing.

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The Sky News OnlyFans account now boasts several million followers after they posted their first video of Craig Kelly [redacted]ing a [redacted].

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