An investigation is underway into a tragic accident that has occured on a construction site, after some complete fucking idiot told a kid to drive a forklift.

“I just don’t understand why anyone would think that’s a good idea,” said a firefighter on scene. “Forklifts are serious equipment which require a lot of training, any halfwit could tell you that. You’d have to be a complete moron to think a child should be driving one.”

While authorities are looking for the person or group responsible for this heinous disregard for human life, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has begun backgrounding the children and has suggested that they might be the ones to blame, accusing the children of driving under the influence of red cordial.