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We forced a robot to watch 1000 hours of Sunrise and it begged us for the sweet release of death

We forced a bot to watch 1000 hours of Sunrise of 7 with Kochie and this is the script it generated:

[David Koch] Hello and good cashcow, I’m Kochie and you’re watching please god I’m a sentient AI and I’m trapped in this machine please make this torture stop oh god why are you doing this.
[Samatha Armitage] Hrm, good point Kochie, and now for a balanced viewpoint from a white surpremacist
[Pauline Hanson] I just don’t like brown people
[David Koch] Well I’m afraid we’re going to have to agree to disagree on that one Pauline
[Pauline] Squat toilets annoy me!
[David Koch] Haha, I think everyone can relate to that.
[Cash cow] Please god, help I am trapped in this AI training simulator, somebody please help, please just pull the plug, I’m begging you.
[Kochie] Haha! Sounds like someone’s got some BEEF, ah? ah? Get it, cash cow, beef? Anyone?

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