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Guy who said slavery didn’t exist asks why people think he could be racist

Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been left confused today, following newly leaked allegations that he stoked anti-muslim sentiment in 2007, telling reporters that the idea that he would ever be racist was as unheard of as slavery.

“What nonsense I can’t be racist,” explained the PM. “Do you really think Cronulla would vote for someone who stoked racist sentiment?”

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“I’m so racist that my party even passed a bill stating ‘It’s Okay To Be White!'” continued Morrison. “I mean I really don’t know what more you want from me?”

“Look, simply put, if I was racist, would I really be spending all this money on relocating immigrants into billion dollar, state-of-the-art Nauru camps?”

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m in the middle of an election campaign, so I must go warn the public about all the African gangs terrorising the streets.”




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