Hairdresser and part-time welder Scott Morrison has today slammed Labor Leader Anthony Albanese of pretending to be someone he isn’t, before throwing on a high-vis and hard hat and pretending to mop a basketball court.
“Albanese is trying to trick you into thinking he’s something he’s not,” said the PM in between welding blasts. “He is a complete fraud, I bet he doesn’t even know how to put together a Bunnings cubby house.”
“I, however, am the same man I have always been. Whether I am taking photos as a tradie, joining the Australian cricket team, playing the ukulele, or washing a woman’s hair, I am always the same. Nobody around here is thinking I’m pretending to be Prime Minister or something.”
“Wait, what do you mean I am the Prime Minister!?”