Victorian LNP announces election promise of “King Arthur Memorial Hospital”
"He was our greatest King"
Compromise reached: Queensland to be renamed “Maroondah Hospital” to keep things fair
‘It’s the only logical decision’
Conservative uninstalls Microsoft Word after learning its stance on the little mermaid
Local conservative Reg Gressive has today thrown his computer in the bin, after learning Microsoft supports Arial being black. “Outrageous,”
Barnaby Joyce explains 6th flood in a year simply due to lack of ocean backburning
"It's basic science"
Local man pushing last of toothpaste tube to unexplored new limits
"There's still plenty in there"
“You can’t just change the Little Mermaid to be black!” complains guy who worships a white Jesus
"It's unrealistic"
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