Albanese responds to Morrison tackle by king hitting nearest child

“Trans people are a threat to children’s sport” claims man who decked child in non contact sport

Dutton distracts himself from the pain of losing his defamation suit by drowning some puppies

Scott Morrison blames Labor for Scott Morrison

“I can change” says guy who slammed Albo for changing too much

‘We can’t afford to raise the minimum wage’ says PM who spent $80m on water that doesn’t exist

“At least things can’t get any worse” says naive man unaware of imminent zombie apocalypse

Good Year sued for false advertising

Morrison offers to lend his power drill after hearing Putin’s planning a coop

Boris Johnson celebrates the release of his corruption report by throwing a party

Thousands of naughty kids injured after Santa replaces coal with wind turbines

Fears of super spreader event after single man visits 7 billion houses in one night

Nation left feeling apathetic as there is still another day before the election

Andrew Bolt forced to apologise to viewers after suggesting that Albo might not be pure evil

Is Scott Morrison too much of an ‘alpha’ to be PM?

‘Can we live in a voting box?’ and other stupid questions for the AEC

Why Grace Tame loves comedy

‘Google it mate’ Adam Bandt slammed for endorsing tax-dodging big business

Morrison escapes on holiday as nation experiences massive landslide

Albo phones Morrison to advise that unemployment rate is now 3.91%

Scott blames Jenny for loss

God delivers Morrison massive fucking loss

Morrison blames kid for soccer collision

Dutton warns of Chinese military forces just 6,000km to north of Australia