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Tragedy on construction site after some idiot let a child drive a forklift
"Who would ever put a child on a forklift?"
Morrison to restaff under-resourced hospitals with crack team of 12 year olds
Morrison hopes states will allow children to drive forklifts
Christian Porter celebrates another stunning victory after being ordered to pay $420,000 in court fees
Government’s hardline stance against anti-vaxxers sees Christensen forced to continue doing what he likes
“Anti-vax tennis players are a danger to society” says government full of anti-vaxxers
Dominic Perrottet tells coastal NSW to learn to live with Tsunamis
‘Nothing is free’ says man who just paid $6 billion to not buy any submarines
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Compromise reached: Australian Open to be held inside a Hillsong Church
Medical Miracle: Government halt the spread of Covid by just declaring everywhere a Hillsong Church
“Unlike Boris, I would never plan anything during the pandemic” Morrison assures nation
Government finally acts on housing crisis by halting supply of avocados
Nation with no food thankful government spent crucial weeks focused on making it legal to fire gay people
Perrottet admits slight difficulty in enforcing new testing rules due to THE COMPLETE FUCKING LACK OF RATS
World News
Thousands of naughty kids injured after Santa replaces coal with wind turbines
Fears of super spreader event after single man visits 7 billion houses in one night
Dyslexic child stays up on Christmas Eve waiting for Satan
Boris Johnson announces stricter Covid policies for him to ignore this Christmas
NSW Fixated Person’s Unit arrests Emmanuel Macron
‘Of course we trust the Taliban, we created them’ explains Pentagon
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Shovel Politics
Toddler masters big slide, ready for crane license, Morrison says
Australian Government to cancel Nadal’s visa to keep focus off RATs shortage
Government deports itself for stoking anti-vax sentiment
Last-minute reprieve allows Pastor Djokovic to attend two-week ‘Aust Open Church Youth Camp’
Morrison confirms order of 10 million RATs, encourages other Australian families to do the same
Government waiting for Rapid Anti-Djokovic Polling before fucking up next move
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