Kmart finally convince conspiracy theorists to wear masks by introducing face tracking in all stores

Electricity crisis solved after scientists harness energy from Sydney Morning Herald’s frantic backpedalling

‘We’d never hire someone who’d incite a riot’ claims news network that hired Alan Jones

Local woman rushes to date man who shouted compliment from moving vehicle

Sydney house prices hit new high as inner city terrace sells for 3 iceberg lettuce

Russian military apologize for blowing up strategic Ukrainian military base after missing nearby pre-school

Boris Johnson says he’ll bring the booze after being told there’ll be a party room meeting

Australia and China restore relationship, bonding over shared hatred of Scott Morrison

“At least things can’t get any worse” says naive man unaware of imminent zombie apocalypse

Good Year sued for false advertising

Morrison offers to lend his power drill after hearing Putin’s planning a coop

Thousands of naughty kids injured after Santa replaces coal with wind turbines

Chaser Report Live with Chris Taylor, Floyd Alexander-Hunt, Dom Knight and Charles Firth

Chaser Report Live from the Pub: Week One

Lazy satirists wait around for Albanese to cook a curry or something

Journalist tries unheard of method to gage the feeling of voters by actually talking to regular voters

Charles got banned from twitter for pretending to be a politician no one wants to hear from

Prince Louis arrested for treason after not enjoying sitting through the jubilee

Liberal Party calls crisis meeting after census reveals 1 in 2 Australians is female

Inquiry into Barilaro’s New York posting to be conducted by John Barilaro

REVEALED: Itemised costings for installing flag on Sydney Harbour Bridge

Man who wants government out of his life accidentally makes government bigger part of his life

Perrottet confirms $25 million flag contract awarded to John Barilaro Flags Pty Ltd

Energy Crisis: Coalition outlines proposal to mine the sun