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“You can’t trust Albo to stop the boats” claims mob that stuffed up the Ruby Princess

Prime Minister and part time welder Scott Morrison has this week announced that the public should avoid voting for Anthony Albanese because he can’t be trusted to stop the boats. “The fact is we’re the only people who have a track record on stopping boats,” said Morrison in between shredding documents about the Ruby Princess. “Sure we let countless Covid cases into the country, and both Katie Hopkins and Novak Djokovic to fly here, but when it comes to one very specific type of traveller on one very specific type of transport, our record is spotless. As long as you ignore all the ones that slipped through.”




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